Clermont Mini Bar
407-575-7616
639 8th St, Clermont, FL, United States, 34711
Clermont Mini Bar
Why did the hipster refuse to go to the dive bar in Clermont? Because he heard it was so underground, it was actually below sea level! So, one day, a tourist walks into this Clermont dive bar and asks, “What’s the specialty here?” The bartender looks up and says, “Well, our signature cocktail is called ‘The Clermont Crawler.’ It’s one part beer, one part whiskey, and one part mystery.” Intrigued, the tourist orders one. After taking a sip, he asks, “So what’s the mystery ingredient?” The bartender leans in and whispers, “The mystery is whether or not you’ll remember being here tomorrow!” And that, my friends, is why they say what happens in Clermont’s dive bars, stays forgotten in Clermont’s dive bars!
Business Hours
Business Hours
- Tuesday: 12-7pm
- Wednesday: 12-7pm
- Thursday: 12-7pm
- Friday: 1-9pm
- Saturday: 12-9pm
- Sunday: 11-6pm
- Monday: Closed
